defeatists: My dad snores really loudly and I want to hit him on the face with an iron.
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you...– Roald Dahl
People or stars Regard me sadly, I disappoint them.– Sylvia Plath, Ariel
biggiemac: no offense but i want to set you on fire
normal guy: will you marry me?
romantic guy: will you do me the honor of being my wife?
ed sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
if you think i’m always online, it’s because i am